Ask Noam Chomsky!
Professor Chomsky himself answers your questions about love, relationships, and life on campus.
"Operation No Parking" reports Mission Accomplished
Authorities from UNH transportation and the Durham Parking Cabal announced success in phase one of the multi-million dollar project to bring big city parking problems to small town Durham, New Hampshire.
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Democritus Rolls Over in Grave
The world famous Greek philosopher Democritus of Abdera rolled over in his grave again on Tuesday, reported New Hampster correspondents from the Aegean.
Ask the Notorious B.I.G.
The New Hampster has contacted Christopher Wallace, who agreed to answer readers' questions. [WARNING - explicit language]
Iraq - US Fashion Showdown Revealed!
Item! Pentagon censorship may have kept it off of prime time TV, but we have found several pictures of the Iraq - US fashion showdown! You won't believe the results!
TNH correspondant Jean Teasdale reports
Ask HP Lovecraft
The New Hampster has performed ancient rites in sacred places and revived the spirit of HP Lovecraft for one brief and desolate hour, forcing him to respond to your queries.